M (me): eh where's my father?

W (wilson): he keep on walking. walk very fast

M: why he don't want to wait for us!?

W: Bcos he is Johnnie Walker ma

M: huh!? wad johnnie walker??

W: "Keep On Walking" ma!

M: *mouth wide open*

silence for one minute

M: THAT'S SO FUCKIN LAME!

*COLLAPSE IN LAUGHTER*